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AnEffingCougar
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Name: the effing
Country: Croatia (Hrvatska)
Birthday: 9/27/1922
Gender: Male
Interests: stalking, sneaking, hunting. i kinda have a crush i like to call. addendum: sarah, meet me in the grotto, tonight!!!! My cell is 419-344-0659..im available for chatting..
Expertise: frightening the warthog, stalking tree fairies, unlocking doors, using cell phones, watching disney movies, listening to ashlee simpson, and hanging out with my crush cougar isaac :)
Occupation: Operations
Industry: Nonprofit
Message: message me
Member Since:
8/5/2004
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| Why did everyone forget about me?
What a lonely life a cougar leads! | | |
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all right listen up bitches, the party plunger is a lyin ho-bag and im
about to drop some violent knowledge on that mother fucka. i am not
dead. ive just been hanging with a few of my grizzly friends in the
dakota and decided to hibernate for a few......... monthes. but now im
back, and nigga... you dont know me. ive realized that i could possibly
be from africa. and if so, one of my relatives could probably be a
panther. so ive decided im black. now y'all gots to watch out cuz not
only am i packing claws like a mexican packs knives, im droppin hatahs
with my new Tech 9, ans mike! the chubby one, you will soon become my
pussy bitch! you WILL bend over, you WILL growl like a panther, and you
WILL take it all!!
COUGAR'S BACK AND RIIIICH BIOTCH!!!!
MIKE, IM COMIN FOR YOU!!!! YOU'RE MINE IN THE GROTTO!!!!
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| The cougar was killed by the Party Plunger. Both are dead now, and that's all you need to know.
Truuust me. You really don't want to know details. | | |
| Dear Sarah:
I know where you are... and there only SO MANY ROOMS IN THE WOOD. It won't be long, now.... until you feel my whiskers tickle your ears in the night..
puuuuurrrrr | | |
| stalk, stalk, stalk, stalk, stalk, stalk, stalk, stalk, stalk, stalk,
stalk, stalk, stalk, stalk, stalk, stalk, stalk, stalk, lunch, stalk,
stalk, stalk, stalk..... gosh! my life is so repititive! im searching
for meaning. why cant i sustain relationships? first that whole thing
with Isaac and now i cant even get sarah to the grotto to play "spin
the heroin needle that some random junkie left here." i think i might
need to go on a soul searching journey. i need to prove myself.
Task #1: Seek and Mount the Missing Columbus Lion
so, im in columbus hot on he trail of the king of all pussy, the lion.
i know hes bigger, and stronger, but i will pound that pussy like no
pussy has ever been pounded before. hes been stalking through columbus
for quite a few monthes now and i have his scent. sarah i hope youre
watching; I DO IT ALL FOR YOU!!!!!! whether i find the lion or not,
this cougar still wants to take long walks on the beack with you,
whispurrrrrrrrrrrrr sweet nothings into your hair hoping that it will
reach your ear, lightly lick your toes after a hard days chilling, you
are so beautiful i can bare contain my cougar self.
well i smell the stink of that big ole nasty pussy close by so im gonna go stalk the shit out of it. sarah, this ones for you.
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